Resume` Fest

IITD Academic Calendar Feb 10 to March 14

Sper(m)anza- Student Welfare Fest

Virasat- SPIC MACAY Cultural Fest

Literati- Student Publications Fest

Sportech -Sports Fest

IITD International Parliamentary Debate –English Debating Fest

Tryst -Technical Fest

Izraz- Dance Fest

And yes, I shouldn’t forget the Poltu Fest which has already started with Mr. N calling our kingmaker Mr. D to chart out the strategies. And I am told that there are many more in the pipeline. Oh, mind you there is a ten day long mid semester break from Feb 27th. So, we are basically having some seven odd fests in less than 25 days.  Anyway, here is a snippet of a conversation I overheard at Lipton ( I so very miss NESCAFE!)….

A: Yaar, main kal Sper(m)anza ke poster lagaane gaya tha Vindy me…wahan mujhe kuchh Tryst ke volu mil gaye….saalo ne poster faad diya aur mera welfare bhi kar diya.

B: Abey yeh sab toh karna hi padta hai…aise hi thode CV banta hai….thodi bahut maar khaane me koi fite nahi honi chahiye. Par bc main soch raha tha ki woh ***** chacha hai na….woh Literati aur Virasat dono ka co-ordi hai….uska CV apne se zyada todu ho jaayega.

A: Abey faaltu tension mat le, us chu*** ki degree tak toh nikal nahi rahi…do events ke certi lekar kya ukhaad lega…Chu*** saala.

B: Yaar, secy se mere kuchh bills clear karwa de….kal MNIK dekhne chala gaya tha….kaafi paise thuk gaye.

A: Chill types ho jaayega woh toh….bahut paisa hai apne paas. Tune dekha nahi apne posters ki quality baaki sab se kitni achhi hai.

B: Haan, par hai toh paper ki wastage hi.

A: Abey wastage nahi hai…..In posters ko background me rakhkar photo khinchwaayege…..aur FB par upload karenge….bandiyaan senti ho jaayengi…

B: What an idea, sirjee. Ekdum machaau.

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Overheard at Nescafe below Central Library

C: yaar, main 1 fest me volu, 1 me ac-head, 1 me Co-ordi hoon…..Kya kehta hai meri consult me job lag jaayegi….

D: Hmm….Fiter hai yaar….teri GPA 5.6 thodi si kam hai….But haan agar tu ek khud ka koi fest organise karwa de toh shaayad baat ban jaaye….

C: Hmm…Umm…..Dance, Music, Fine Arts, Welfare, Publication, Sports, sabka toh fest ho hi raha hai….ab main kya karwauu…

Umm…well I guess he can go for a Porn Fest, an exclusive AOE fest, a slang fest where we search for the most innovative abuses…..Any other ideas friends?

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