ShrimatiJi

Well, I wrote this one looooong ago…..dunno what inspired me to write something like this…..maybe the ‘Kavi Sammelans’ on TV which my dad and I were obsessed with, during that phase…..

Ek din subah subah ghar mein hua naya dramaa
chai bhi naseeb hui nahi thi, aur madam ne macha diya hungama
TV pe baithe dekh rahe the, dil ka rashifal
par jab rahu khadha ho sir par, to kahe ka mangal.

humne kaha shrimati ji itna to dijiye bata
kya hai humari gustaakhi, hui kya hai khata
kapde istri kar diye hain, dho bhi diye hain bartan
jo chahe tum maang lo, tan-man-dhan tum par arpan

patni muskrayi, main ghabraya
woh gurraai, main mimiyaya
hila-hila- ke belan, boli bade pyar se
kaisi lag rahi hoon main, aaj aapke vichar se

kehna to chahta tha, tum sabse badi bhool mere jeewan ki
par belan ko dekh man mein hui kuchh sirhan si
bola, tum van mein vicharan karte hiran si
tum chanda ki sheetalta, suraj ki kiran si.

boli tumhare liye hi karti hoon main solah shringar
tumhare liye hi rakhti hoon saal mein vrat chaar
agar tum bhi karte ho mujhse pyaar
toh bolo, jo maangoongi na karoge inkaar.

Pados ki Mrs. Sharma ne liya hai naya haar
roz dikha-dikha karti hai mere naazuk dil par vaar
haami to bhar hi chuke the, kaha jee bharke karo tum shringaar
hum toh yoonhi piste rahenge, office mein roz nau se chaar…..
office mein roz nau se chaar……

3 responses to “ShrimatiJi

  1. LOL!!!

    LOL!!!

    hahahahahahaha

    gosh.. srsly….

    “par jab rahu khadha ho sir par, to kahe ka mangal.”

    y did u tk so long to publish it here???
    hum hanste huye bure kagte hain kya tujhe??

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